Mario

"It's a me, Mario!"

-Mario's evil catchphrase

Mario is an evil plumber who was born as a Koopa Monster (much like Bowser is). He is very sinister as he squashes poor innocent goombas and koopas. He kidnaps Princess Peach a lot and likes to eat mushrooms and pasta (preferably pasta, he ate 999 tons of it this morning)

Bunny hates him a lot, simply because Mario doesn't like evil cupcakes (even though he is already pretty evil)

Mario also has a brother called Luigi. Luigi looks exactly like him, except he is taller, he has a different moustache (maybe he thought Mario's looked boring) and he dresses in a pink ballerina costume. green shirt, green cap and dark blue overalls.

Mario's "girlfriend" is called Peach, who is a fruit. princess. And Peach has a friend called Daisy, who is a flower another princess. And...and... why am I telling you about other people? This page is about Mario!

Mario's worst enemy is the awesome hero Bowser, who tries to save the fruit. princess. Bowser used to be a plumber like Mario, but was popular and attractive. Mario, who was a monster, was jealous of the attention he got so he swapped skins with him, though even as a plumber Mario was still fat and hardly got attention. ! Anyway, Bowser has to go through different worlds, getting power-ups but he NEVER squashes goombas unlike the sinister Mario until he finds the enemy himself and the poor, scared fruit princess.

He also fights with Bunny, who is a bunny. But Bunny is not a normal bunny. Bunny is the most evil bunny ever!!!!!! (omg) Bunny likes eating Evil Cupcakes which make him more and more evil. Mario tries to stop him from eating Evil Cupcakes, but sadly Bunny won't stop. Bunny tried to kill Princess Peach in World War 99999999999999999. Or was it World War 99999999999999? Mario tried to save her but Bowser got there first. We laughed until we found out she was safe. Well, Peach can be pretty bossy and whiny!!!!