Cheese Please!

Cheese Please! is the first episode of Mario's Stuff Show. The show was cancelled after a quarter of this episode but the full script is here.

Script
Theme Tune: The Evil Mario, this is his show, where he talks about stuff! He talks about cheese, he talks about peas, he even talks about fluff! Mario's Stuff Show!

Mario: Welcome to my show! -everyone boos- What!!! It's not my fault the title screen was made with MS Paint!

Audience: BOO YOU! BOO YOU!

Mario: Anyway today we are a-talking about cheese. Cheese is yellow.

Audience: Not all the time!

Mario: This is a-MY show. Not a-yours!

Audience: BOOOOOOO! THROW LOTSA SPAGHETTI AT HIM! -everyone throws spaghetti at Mario. This is where the episode stops on the TV-

Mario: Yummy yummy. But we are talking about cheese. Not a-spaghetti.

Audience: STOP SAYING A IN FRONT OF EVERYTHING!

Mario: I'm not saying a in front of EVERYTHING. Just a few a-times.

Audience: CUT IT OUT!!!!

Mario: Ok. Anyway we are gonna talk about cheese. You can get different types of cheese. Cheddar, Edam, Cheddar, Edam, Ham -

Audience: HAM IS MEAT!

Mario: On a-FunnyWorld Wiki it says ham is a-cheese!

Audience: STOP SAYING A IN FRONT OF EVERYTHING!!!!

Mario: AAHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! -Mario throws himself in a pie-

Weegee: OBEY WEEGEE DESTROY MARIO!

-Weegee eats the pie and goes away. Thankfully no one got infected-

Luigi: Yeah. Um... sorry about what you've just seen. Thankfully The Bunny Show is on later!

-The audience cheers. I didn't know The Bunny Show was THAT successful. Wow, well done Bunny!)

Luigi: Yeah, about that Weegee thing... I don't know where he came from. He's everywhere you know. Ok maybe we should go back to the cheese topic... -a loud BURP can be heard in the distance- Yeah... maybe not.

-Everyone randomly throws up for no reason-

-Everyone randomly throws up again-

-Everyone goes to hospital while throwing up again and again-

Trivia
The episode was stopped because 1. It was too boring 2. The audience kept booing non-stop and 3. The end was disturbing.

Some people say that everyone was sick because of the gross BURP Weegee did, while others say it was because of the strong cheesy smell of Luigi's socks.

The FunnyWorld Wiki destroyed the tape of this episode because Mario blamed us for something. (Mario: The a-FunnyWorld Wiki said ham was a-cheese!)

We also destroyed this tape because we caught Throwing-Up-A-Lot-Itis from this episode after seeing everyone throw up. Plus we had to go to Dr. Mario, the worst doctor ever, who prescribes high fives and laughs when you fall down.

Bunny Sightings
Bunny was in the audience booing after Mario said that's its his show. He didn't throw spaghetti, he threw evil cupcakes.

When everyone was cheering because The Bunny Show was on later, Bunny was seen shouting, "BOW DOWN TO ME!" and signing autographs. Hrmmmmmm attention hogger hrmmmmmmm.