The FunnyWorld Times Issue Two

BAHHHHH
Sorry for the one year wait. There was a massive explosion, possibly triggered by the evil Mario. Now are you going to read or what?

Yours very not sincerly at all (Ok lets get on with this...)

-TheMarioKartGirl

NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS
Breaking news!!! A Toad went to the toilet just TWO SECONDS AGO THAT'S RIGHT TWO!!! When we tried to interview the Toad he had a frightened look on his face and said, "Get away from me! All I did was go to the toilet!"

Bunny found out someone tried to smuggle Peaches into his kingdom. The funeral for this person will be on Sunday.

Waluigi got plastic surgery. Big wow.

FOOD REVIEW
STUFF TASTES AWESOME!!!!!

10/10, FOLLOW IT ON TWITTER, THIS IS STUFF GUYS!!!!

(note: We recently found out this STUFF was actually Bunny's boogers. We're still in hospital trying to recover. If you want to email us a Get Well Soon message, here is our address: we seriously do not care @ die you . go away. Without spaces.)

READING AND TELEVISION THESE DAYS
The new biography by Mario, The Life Of An Idiotic Plumber is now on sale at all public toilets.

The new TV show Mario's Stuff Show is a new show. About Stuff. Whoopee.

Conclusion - Reading and television these days are absouloutly suckish.

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Intrerview with No One
Us: HI NO ONE!

No One: .........................................................................................................................

(utter silence)

Us: Join us next issue for more stuff! Yay.... um, No One, are you ok?

No One: ......................................................................................................................

Morals of this newspaper
Don't talk to No One or else you you will embarrass yourself deeply.

Don't read the newspaper

Don't read the ads in the newspaper