Princess Peach

'''Princess Peach is a princess (a very whiny one) and is Bowser's girfriend. She was born a peach but she wished upon a star to turn into a princess. Like in the song, "when you wish upon a star, blah blah I forgot the words". She is not to be confused with the fruit, Peach. '''

'''Princess Peach has really long hair. Daisy's is shorter. No one knows if Princess Daisy is Princess Peach's friend, or sister, or hamster. They look like each other except Princess Peach is a big fat hairy gorilla. Just kidding. (Actually, not really, for 10 milliseconds in World War 9999999999999999999999999999 she transformed into a big fat hairy gorilla)'''

'''Once Bunny tried to kill Peach in World War 9999999999999999999999999999. But Bowser managed to save Peach in time. Bowser sent Bunny to the teacher and the teacher smacked his bottom.'''

'''Then the year after Peach got revenge by turning Bunny into a cute, little peach. Then Bunny started to cry and he pretended to be innocent so Peach would change him back. Guess what? Peach changed him back (which was a VERY bad choice!) '''

'''Then, when Bunny was changed back, Bunny killed Peach. Peach died. Then Peach came back to life. Bunny was scared and he ran away like a little baby. Peach is still alive. And, sadly, so is Bunny.'''



'''Last year Peach was going to marry Mario...but Mario forgot to come. He was eating mushrooms on the sofa, how lazy is that?! No wonder Peach is now with Bowser! Why did she date Mario anyway... he's EVIL!'''

Next year Mario promises not to forget to go to his own wedding even though Peach is not going to be the groom this time.